No Justice for Mr. Spaghetti, the Fake Boston Dog Who Won a Real Contest Andy Cush · 04/13/16 03:36PM Mr. Spaghetti was a very bad dog, often pooping inside and on his owner’s son’s toys. He would also bark at the Dominos delivery boy who was only trying to do his F***ing job. Mr. Spaghetti is not missing. Mr. Spaghetti is dead.