Read This Craigslist Ad to Get What It's Like to Talk to Someone on Coke
Adam Weinstein · 05/19/15 03:55PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/eruzxopnii1ukgvukrxf/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
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