Buoyed down by oils and weed odors, Kathy Griffin finally shrugged free the professional-association shackles of E!'s Fashion Police this week, calling the television show about pretty dresses "[intolerant] towards difference."

In the weirdest look for hip-hop since...oh, Sunday, when Macklemore won all of those Grammys, rapper Wiz Khalifa appeared on E!'s catty Fashion Police. If you haven't seen it, the show is kind of like the judging deliberations on reality competitions stretched out for an entire hour. Every week the winner is Joan Rivers because everyone on the panel (including babbleheads Kelly Osbourne and Giuliana Rancic) bellows at her jokes and otherwise kisses her ass.

Kelly Osbourne was rushed to a hospital during a taping of her E! show Fashion Police today, after she suffered an apparent seizure on set.

Do you know what is causing climate change, destroying rainforests, and drowning polar bears? Yes, it's your DVR! OK, it's not that bad, but did you know that DVRs in this great nation of ours use as much electricity as the entire state of Maryland?

The Iranian government, which last year banned the mullet, calling it a "decadent western [hair]cut," is reportedly deploying some 70,000 literal fashion police to enforce the newest style Dos and Don'ts of the "moral security plan." For women, this means no more loose-fitting headscarves, tight jackets or exposed leg skin; for men, no necklaces and no shorts. (Also, no "glamorous hairstyles.") Last year, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad voiced his disapproval of the recent crackdown; earlier this year, the Iranian parliament attempted to ban dog ownership. [The Guardian; image via AP]

For a segment on E!'s Friday night guilty pleasure Fashion Police, comedic warhorse Joan Rivers found a picture Jersey Shore tequila swiller Snooki tweeted of her and her cat and decided to make a string of rather amusing and absolutely crass double entendres about Snooki's pussy. This is why I love this show. Not only is Joan hilarious, but Kelly Osbourne laughs hysterically and seems shocked. If you can shock Kelly Osbourne, you know you said something really fucked up.

Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police had a field day with Katie Holmes' recent visit to New York. Between Suri's package of gummi penis candy and wearing certain clothes "because it hides the tracking device."

Selena's nineteen years old and the Biebs is merely a fresh-faced sixteen-year-old with famous hair. After deeming Selena to be a "bombshell," Joan tore apart the odd couple in ways only she could.

Today at Gawker.TV, Elisabeth Hasselbeck starts a fight with Bill Maher, Dana Carvey brings back his best characters to Saturday Night Live, highlights from The Soup, and we find Aimee Mann and Sarah McLachlan living in Portlandia and cleaning houses.

There were just as many gorgeous gowns as there were total flops at this year's SAG Awards, and thus Joan Rivers and her posse of cruelness had a ball dissecting the options.

Between ScarJo's "Bride of Frankenstein" look and Sandra Bullock's hair still having flat-iron lines in it, there was a lot to discuss when considering options for the Worst Dressed at the Globes. Catty round-table discussion—and a winner—inside!

Tennis pro Serena Williams appeared as a special panelist on this week's edition of Fashion Police. She partook in ripping Naomi' Campbell's outfit to shreds and successfully identified Maria Sharapova by her butt in the game "Guess Me From Behind."

This week, the Fashion Police discussed the dresses the stars of Black Swan rocked at the film's premiere. The opinions: Mila Kunis? Fabulous. Winonna Ryder? Horrid. Natalie Portman's Christian Dior dress gets an A, but her book-as-a-purse gets an F.

On Fashion Police the gang played "Starlet or Streetwalker." The image was a woman clad in black with ripped leggings. Surprise! It's Cher. Click through to see if the Fashion Police thought she was a star or a hooker.

Host Joan Rivers opened Friday's Fashion Police with snide remarks about Mariah Carey's possibly pregnant belly. After kicking off with a low blow, the mean streak continued with a round of Starlet or Streetwalker. It's exactly as it sounds.

With 2010's awards season finally over, it was time for the tasteless, talentless* E! Fashion Police critique of the Oscars' sartorial winners and losers. Joan Rivers shined with her characteristically brusque humor and absolute refusal to kiss Hollywood's infinite ass.

This year's record profits weren't enough: Hollywood wants the $20 grandma gave you for Christmas, too, with a raft of big films slated for Christmastime release. "Sherlock Holmes," "It's Complicated" and... uh "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel."