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Juliet Huddy Proves That Fat Girls Are Smarter Than Skinny Ones

Joshua Stein · 11/12/07 12:10PM


New research indicates that curvy women are smarter than skinny women—the very skinny host of "The Morning Show," which airs on Fox, says so! Except in doing so, she gets confused and turns to co-host Michael Jerrick for help. He doesn't. An hourglass figure means "your waist is smaller than you waist and boobs." Then he makes a hand gesture that is supposed to represent a woman's "bamamama." Huh? After that he mentions Marilyn Monroe. "What size dress did she wear?" asks Juliet. "8-9," replies Michael, semi-correctly. Underminerly Juliet replies, "Oh, I thought she wore a size 12." Nope! You're just skinny and you don't know how to count!