Kyle Tasker has dedicated his four-year career in the New Hampshire statehouse to channeling Chris Farley, only with more guns, selfies and woman-beating jokes. So maybe it's no surprise he's got one-liners about the state's black caucus.

Joseph Lacher was the head of the largest unit of Allstate. Two weeks ago, he was abruptly fired, with little explanation. What happened, Joe?

So, that new house Lindsay Lohan is moving into? It's next door to ex-girlfriend and drink-throwing victim Samantha Ronson, who is "disgusted" and "pissed." How close can you move to your ex-girlfriend's house before you become a real estate stalker?

Usually if an employee quits to pursue another exciting opportunity, it is a time of celebration. Not for Mahalo CEO Jason Calacanis. One of his employees sent out a super nice resignation letter. Calacanis' response: "Horribly disappointed in you."

NY Sen. Chuck Schumer "regrets" and "has apologized" for snapping at a flight attendant who dared tell him to hang up on Harry Reid (while sitting next to Kirsten Gillibrand) because the plane was about to take off. [NYDN]

Oh, awkward. The country singer in a cowboy hat performed an impromptu rap with Will Smith after the Nobel Prize ceremony. And—wait a minute—did he just make slanty eyes during a verse about "yellow" people?