Science: If You Fidget You Don't Need a Stupid Standing Desk Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/15 09:38AM The person who sits next to you and fidgets all day—annoying, right? Well, guess what: you’re going to die long before them. You’ll be dead, dead, dead, your children in tears. They’ll still be alive.
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