Police in Chicago say a man who caught another man in bed with his girlfriend decided to teach him a "lesson" by setting his balls on fire.

Three people are dead on the Las Vegas strip after a gun battle between passengers of an SUV and a Maserati came to a fiery end at a busy intersection outside Bally's casino—blowing up a taxicab and killing its driver and passenger.

Not to disturb your slumber, sheeple, but a massive spherical fireball lit up the skies across the Midwestern US last night. It emitted a sonic boom, and broke into pieces. This was a "meteor," according to government agents. Mmm. [CNN]