John McCain's Senate primary opponent, ex-Rep. J.D. Hayworth, starred in a 2007 informercial for getting your hands on the "billions and billions" in federal government grants. Free money, that was yours already! Oh god, this is embarrassing.

Remember South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, the Argentinian ass-loving hater of excess government spending? Well, it appears as though he's been using the state's private aircraft for personal reasons, one time even flying to make a hair appointment on time.