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One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Grouper Fish Stole This Guy's Fish
Brendan O'Connor · 11/06/15 12:15AMCrazy Toothy Fish Is In Fact Jesus, Our Lord
Hamilton Nolan · 06/03/15 09:16AMBobcat Drags Enormous Fish Out of the Ocean Like It's Nothing
Dayna Evans · 04/08/15 04:15PMHave You or Your Cat Been Eating Fish Caught By Slaves? Probably!
Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/25/15 06:00PMFancy NYC Eatery Traumatizes Woman With Fresh Fish Served Hook Still In
Andy Cush · 02/11/15 01:47PMFancy food: it is a funny thing. One person might not understand why another might enjoy eating tortured goose liver or snails, and the other might say, "Mmm, I love these snails and tortured goose liver. More, please!" Aliona Russo, a non-fancy woman, recently sat down for dinner at Manhattan's fancy Villagio on the Park restaurant and was traumatized to find a perfectly fresh fish sitting on her plate. So fresh, in fact, that the hook was still sitting in the little fishy's mouth.
If You Don't Want To Watch A Fish Suck a Dick, Here's a Description
Sam Biddle · 12/22/14 05:35PMA video file by the name of "2 guys 1 fish" is making its way around Twitter today. The video depicts a man receiving oral sex from a large fish. If you want to watch the video—which, let's be clear, depicts what is almost certainly an illegal act of animal abuse—it is located here. If you don't want to watch, but want to be familiar with the events contained therein, here's a description of the act.
Norwegian Fisherman Discovers Dildo Inside Cod Stomach
Jay Hathaway · 04/14/14 09:40AMHamilton Nolan · 03/06/14 09:26AM
Wind Gust Flash Freezes Fish in Norwegian Bay
Jordan Sargent · 01/18/14 04:45PMAre There Still Undiscovered Sea Monsters?
Hamilton Nolan · 01/17/14 05:14PMSarah Palin Calls For Fish Photography
Hamilton Nolan · 01/14/14 04:05PMSwarm of Piranha-Like Fish Attack 70, Bite Off Toes in Argentina
Taylor Berman · 12/26/13 02:15PMHamilton Nolan · 10/14/13 02:33PM
"Unprecedented" Disaster After 1,400-Ton Molasses Spill in Hawaii
Taylor Berman · 09/12/13 09:41AMOfficials expect thousands of fish to die after a leak in Honolulu's molasses pipeline dumped more than 233,000 gallons of the sugary substance into the city's harbor on Monday. The spill has already killed hundreds of fish and other marine life in the harbor, and environmental experts predict it will soon spread to nearby reefs.
Scandinavian Swimmers Warned About Testicle-Attacking Monster Fish
Taylor Berman · 08/11/13 06:02PMVladimir Putin Catches, Kisses the Biggest Pike Ever
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 07/28/13 07:19PMBrooklyn Man Murders Roommate's Fish Because He Just Really Doesn't Want Her To Move Out
Ramou Sarr · 03/23/13 02:40PMI used to fantasize about leaving the front door open for hours so that my roommate's obese cat who shed incessantly would muster enough energy to escape. And I often thought, "It would be much easier to make her life miserable if she had a fish that I could just flush down the toilet." That's a lie, but it's exactly what 47-year-old Brooklyn man, Jose Santiago allegedly did.
Hamilton Nolan · 02/19/13 10:42AM
You Have No Idea What Kind of Fish You're Eating
Hamilton Nolan · 12/11/12 10:07AMDo you know what kind of fish you're eating? Let's be very honest about the average American's palate: the average American is unable to distinguish a banana from a deep-fried Oreo cookie in a blind taste test. It is perhaps too much to expect the average American to be able to distinguish between perch and flounder. Which is probably why a lot of restaurants just sell any old fish and label it on the menu as "World's BEST Kind of Fish."