Stentorian and epigrammatic chef Gordon Ramsay has been busted and even sued recently over his stateside reality television show "Kitchen Nightmares." And as the U.K.'s Times reports, there's trouble with his U.K. show, "The F Word," too. Allegedly Ramsay doesn't even spear his own sea bass, a particularly pointed barb in light of his bad boy renegade hunter-sauteér image. Also, don't they teach you that at chef school alongside how to make a tuile on desert island and chiffonade for the shipwrecked? All the sordid fishy details after the jump.