Remember Apple's classic '1984' ad campaign? Funny how they ended up employing Big Brother's turn-and-burn on the truth, the difference being: George Orwell labeled it "doublespeak," and Apple passes it off as advertising.

In the futuristic world of 2008, wars will be fought by tanks and bombers! Tank 2008 recalls an old tank game I used to play on my Amiga; it's part of that classic "roll around the whole map and kill a bunch of stuff with one keystroke" genre, so satisfyingly nonlinear, sort of like the life of a freelance writer.

I hate flash games because I always get to, like, level five and get stuck for ten minutes before I give up. Thank god I won You Have To Burn The Rope in only five tries. When you win, stay for the credits; they're cute.

It's called "Fruit Mystery," you feed zoo animals, and then you get a seizure. [Fruit Mystery]