Dedicated viewers of ABC's short-lived FlashForward staged a "global blackout" in London, Edinburgh, Dublin, Pisa, New York, Atlanta, Seattle, Toronto, Detroit, Chicago and Los Angeles. Despite the global outcry, it seems like a long-shot that ABC will bring it back.

What have times come to when Steven Spielberg turns down money? Has it really come to that? Is there some way we can all pitch in? Or is it all part of some master plan...

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