We thought poetry was maybe a dying art. But we were wrong! Vital and relevant poets live among us. And you'll find them at the go-to place for romantics trying to hook up with that special someone they failed to close the deal with in person: Craigslist's Missed Connections.

This parody of a New Yorker cartoon comes to us via Mark Allen (who was on the internet before any of you!), who writes, "It kind of has a 90's theme going on." Can you out-random him? Send your attempts to Emily, via jpg attachment, and let her know whether you'd prefer to remain anon.

Previously: Other Bad New Yorker Cartoons