A Turkish official who was carried across a snowy patch in the Aegean province because he was not wearing sensible footwear has been suspended, the BBC reports, for his inability to comply with the "municipality's attitude of service, citizen relations and values." He had some local farmers carry him as to not get his feetsies wet.

Last week, American screen treasure (and by treasure I mean costar in Lethal Weapon movies) Danny Glover was feted by the Deauville Film Festival in France. Good for him! What totally sucks is his attire. He wore those awful toe shoes on the red carpet!

A new survey of the ever-dwindling number of employed Americans found that the number one thing people shouldn't wear to work in the summer is flip-flops. Duh! That's because flip-flops are disgusting and inappropriate.

Not only are Uggs probably ruining your feet and, like, totally over, but now some doctors say they breed foot fungus that can seep into your toe nails and is hard to get rid of. Give them a rest, already!

Everyone is in a tizzy because Barack Obama dared to wear flip-flops while on vacation. Really? Just so there's never confusion on this matter again, we're going to break down the rules for when it's appropriate to wear them.

[Fashion police are summoned to the scene of M.I.A.'s crime: sweat socks under metallic gold sandals, slashed denim, tie-dye, reflective sunglasses, and son Ikhyd in her arms. Will no one think of the children? Image via WENN.]

[Our favorite 16-year-old shock rocker literalizes her stripper look with lucite heels with slots for money. Maybe Taylor is a creative talent after all, skilled at the art of making mothers cry? Images via Pacific Coast News & Getty.]

[A woman famous for her impractical footwear succumbed to gravity at London's Heathrow Airport today. Click image to enlarge. Image via INF.]

Ever want to walk a mile in Ivanka Trump's Shoes? Now you can, because Ivanka Trump is about to launch a footwear line, to (not) be called Ivanka by Ivanka Trump for the Trump Collection. Trump! [Getty]

When it comes to things to throw at dirty politicians, there are so many options—tomatoes, furniture, urine-filled water balloons, etc. Why not think big? Alas, India is stuck in shoe-throwing rut. Biters!