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Lazy Larry the Melatonin Brownie's 'Heinous' Marketing
Jeff Neumann · 05/16/11 02:45AMTwo mayors in Massachusetts are livid over brownies called Lazy Cakes, that contain 8mg of sleep aid melatonin, saying the cartoon on the package is a scheme to attract children. The mayors of Fall River and New Bedford now want them banned. One doctor called the Lazy Cakes marketing scheme "heinous," while one mayor called it "despicable." So much anger, man. But the company told the Boston Herald that Lazy Larry, the budget brownie version of Sponge Bob, isn't meant to attract kids at all:
Australian Kids Ask for School-Supplied Energy Drinks
Jeff Neumann · 04/18/11 03:48AMWhen the government in the Australian state of Victoria asked for businesses to develop "a pleasant-tasting, attention-sustaining, low-priced drink that enables secondary school students to work safely and with sustained alertness all day," well, some old people got pretty upset! Education Minister Martin Dixon blamed the idea on kids, and told ABC Radio that no ministry funds had gone into the project, "but good on the kids for coming up with an innovative idea."
Man Claims Four Loko Gave Him Permanent Heart Damage
Max Read · 03/21/11 09:51PMThe Ballad of John and Four Loko
Marisa Gladstone · 02/01/11 03:37PMHere's Video of a Girl Before and After She Drank Three Four Lokos
Matt Cherette · 12/23/10 03:47PMFour Loko is now banned nationwide. Why? Because it makes people crazy! Evidence: here are two videos of a girl named Lindsey—one taken when she was sober, and the other after she downed three cans of Four Loko.
Founder of Ron Jon Arrested for Four Loko DUI
Max Read · 12/20/10 08:38PMToday Is the Four Loko Apocalypse
Adrian Chen · 12/10/10 06:03PMNYPD vs. Drunk Dutch Embassy Guys
Jeff Neumann · 11/30/10 05:13AMRepublicans Must Save Our Kids From Alcoholic Whipped Cream
Hamilton Nolan · 11/29/10 11:07AMFour Loko Will Soon Be Finished
Remy Stern · 11/26/10 06:45PMHere's a Drunk Girl Stuck Inside a Dryer
Jeff Neumann · 11/20/10 09:38AMIt's Saturday morning so there's a good chance you're hung over. Not very fun! But at least you're not this girl, who got stuck in a dryer presumably after some serious drinking. And then her friends put it on YouTube.