After a brief vacation from his usual craziness, Glenn Beck really delivered this afternoon. In a segment discussing journalistic integrity, Beck channeled his inner Lindsay Lohan—fingernail messages and all—to take a shot at MSNBC. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart put America's favorite insanity-ridden network in its place when he decried Fox News' anti-Muslim biases regarding NASA's recent foray into diplomacy, as well as the controversy over the construction of new mosques across the country. Video inside.

Julianne Rolle, a 39 year-old former Fox News producer, was found dead at the bottom of a 100-foot cliff last weekend in her hometown of Rancho Palos Verdes, California. Authorities now say she jumped to her death.

Are you one of the many Americans who can't get enough of Mike Huckabee's weekly Fox News show on... whatever day it's on? Because he's trying out a new show that will air six days a week! It's all happening.

This week, the Supreme Court struck down like every handgun ban in America. Sure, some mothers of murdered children will whine. But take it from a certified Fox News psychologist: gun ownership is essential to our very sanity.

It's hard to imagine the excitement within Fox News' offices yesterday upon hearing the words "Russian spies," which proved that Cold War is very much on. Glenn Beck, for one, is using it to show that our Enemies smell weakness.

Good Day, New York (owned by Fox) brought out a Marketwatch (owned by Fox) columnist today to read from the New York Post (owned by Fox) about why Eliot Spitzer's new CNN show is going to be horrible.

On this morning's Fox and Friends, the gang discussed what being President really means. When giving her two cents, Gretchen Carlson looked at the executive office and thought it similar to her job.

While promoting his book, The Overton Window, Glenn Beck came up with a commercial to show how his thriller is different from the everyday one. While others may give audiences what they want, Beck decided to go a different route.

The New York Forum, a conference focused on the "continuing economic crises," started yesterday! And good ol' Rupert Murdoch, President and CEO of Fox News' parent company News Corp, kicked things off by calling President Obama "irresponsible." Sounds fun, right?

Remember when I told you that Bill O'Reilly was obsessed with Lady Gaga? I wasn't kidding! Tonight, O'Reilly again pleaded to Gaga to appear on his show, said whiskey was allowed, and called Miley Cyrus a "Gaga wannabe." Video inside.

Tony Hayward had barely said two words before a woman whose face and hands were smeared black to resemble oil began shouting in protest. She was forcibly removed and the hearing continued.

Following President Obama's address tonight regarding the Gulf oil spill, Bill O'Reilly welcomed level-headed genius Sarah Palin on the Factor, and Palin said that Obama's top priority is to "use this crisis to increase the cost of energy." Videos inside.

A crazed French Canadian media tycoon named Pierre Karl Péladeau is trying to make himself the Canadian Rupert Murdoch. His scarily named Quebecor corporation announced today that it is launching a cable news network based on Fox News.

Earlier this week, we wondered if Sarah Palin got a boob job. Speaking last night to Fox News' Greta Van Susteren, Palin said, "I know Boob-Gate is all over the internet right now," but the rumors are false. Hmm.

Alvin Greene, the mysteriously unemployed, porn charge-facing, accused "Republican plant" democratic candidate for South Carolina's Senate seat, was interviewed by Shepard Smith this afternoon. And, in under four minutes, Smith basically put the nail in Greene's political coffin. Video inside.

Fox News' Chris Wallace called Don Imus' show this morning to discuss mean old Helen Thomas, and the possibility of Fox News winning her vacant front-row seat. Then he suggests that Fox News is right-wing! What a bad company man.

Fox News will do anything to win Helen Thomas' front-row White House press room seat.

Shep Smith gets excited frequently. Whether it's a car chase, a puppy rescue, or anything else, really, it's a good bet that Smith will geek out over it. Today, he couldn't contain his glee while reporting on a rogue bear.

The hosts of Fox and Friends agree that Barack Obama's ensemble was too fancy when he went to visit the shore of the oil spill. Apparently, plain brown pants and an oxford aren't as "authentic" like George W. Bush was.