Here's a little secret of the glamorous and fast-paced world of celebrity blogging: What do you do if you really want to show some hot actress breastfeeding pic, but you work for a Fox News blog? Just add outrage!

Laura "Tania" Bush recently revealed her deep love for gay abortions and Rastifarianism. But did you know she also supports the Supreme Court nomination of softball-playing, family-hiding Jew Elena Kagan? Basically, she just restarted Baader-Meinhof. Click through for left-wing propaganda.

Fox News is upset with Obama's administration because of their slow response to the recent oil spill. Bill O'Reilly could care less, stating that these fights make his ratings skyrocket and he wants you to be offended by him.

Huckleberry Hound face model Brit Hume was on Fox News today, criticizing Barack Obama for hating iPads. He was very confused. Doesn't Obama—with his websites and stuff—love technology? Then Hume's video feed cut out. Barack's techno revenge!

Scientists were surprised to find that the remnants of neanderthal man live on in more than Geico ads. Between one and four per cent of their genome survives in some individuals, depending on whether their ancestors slept with one. [BBC]

Fox News have released a poll on the new immigration reforms. But it seems in order to get the headline 'Arizona Was Right to Take Action on Immigration' they carefully skewed their questioning.

Kim Kardashian sat at Fox News' table at last weekend's White House Correspondent's dinner. Why? She tells über-conservative CNS News it's because Fox is "very reputable" and the network of choice for the Kardashian klan. CNN loses again! Video inside.

MSNBC's Phil Griffin obviously did not see Obama's excellent speech yesterday about setting aside partisan bickering. He told the Chicago Tribune that Fox News overlord Roger Ailes "changed the world," and that the creation of the partisan network was "brilliant."

Fox News' Glenn Beck might be a one-man $32 million media empire (books, radio shows, tours and more!) but what's going on with his marquee Fox News show?

The Los Angeles Times' Joe Flint reports that News Corp.-owned Fox News cable news ratings are still high above the competition. But Glenn Beck's total number of viewers are down by almost 30%, from 2.9 million in January to 2.1 million in April.

Luke Spring overcame his completely rational fear of Brian Kilmeade to tap dance his seven year old heart out on Fox & Friends. Can Luke host this show from now on?

New York Magazine's media reporter Gabriel Sherman goes inside Sarah Palin's $12 million a year empire in this week's issue. Here's some of the math on Palin's various projects:

We just came across a truly appalling sex column that Fox News — yes, that Fox News — puts its whole fair and balanced heft behind. Buckle up for a trip to the mile high club with 'Fox on Sex'.

The guy who hacked Sarah Palin's email is in court and could be in some pretty deep shit. Daughter Bristol took the stand yesterday to talk about Fox News and crazy Alaska boys and losing her cellphone. It's a tear-jerker.

As the latest skirmish in the Jon Stewart Vs. Fox war reaches its fifth night, Bernie Goldberg claimed a sort of Pyrrhic victory on the O'Reilly Factor. On the one hand: He "clearly got to" Jon Stewart. On the other...

Recently, Jon Stewart said, "Go fuck yourself" to Fox News. Then, Bernie Goldberg attacked Stewart. Tonight, Stewart responded, issued his own attacks at Goldberg and Fox News, and said, "Go fuck yourself" again (with a gospel choir). Videos inside.

This morning, Howard Stern challenged Fox News' Megyn Kelly, host of American Live, to play Marry, Fuck, Kill with a triumvirate of Fox News blowhards: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity. Talk about a rock and a hard place.

Last week, Jon Stewart called out Fox News for being hypocritical. "Go fuck yourself," he said. Nothing new there! But tonight, Fox's Bernie Goldberg responded on The O'Reilly Factor. Turns out he agrees with Jon Stewart.

He's still fuming over Tom Coburn calling Nancy Pelosi a "nice lady." But O'Reilly is really mad about Coburn's claim that Fox News says that people who don't pay for health insurance would go to jail. "Nobody's ever said it."

Tonight, Jon Stewart took Fox News to task for its focus on the Nuclear Security Summit's logo and assertion that it was a crescent moon/nod to muslim countries before giving the network a taste of its own medicine. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart overviewed the media's reaction to a report that many poor households don't pay federal income tax before comparing it to the non-reaction over the fact that Exxon Mobil also doesn't pay. Inside, video of Stewart's magnificent juxtaposition.