friends-with-benefits
Finally, America Wins
Richard Lawson · 07/25/11 10:25AMWhat's Opening in Theaters This Weekend
Richard Lawson · 07/22/11 05:45PMThe Friends With Benefits/No Strings Attached Mashup You've Been Waiting For
Seth Abramovitch · 06/30/11 06:34AMNo Strings Attached. Friends With Benefits. Friends With Strings. Attached With Benefits. Are there any differences to any of these movies? Not really. One stars an overexposed, overconfident pretty boy who fancies himself a high tech mogul, and so does the other one. One features an actress that starred as a prima ballerina in the movie Black Swan, and so does the other one. One is a shitty romcom about falling in love with a fuckbuddy, and so is the other one. THEY ARE THE SAME MOVIE, YOU SEE. Still not convinced? Then watch this video. [via BoingBoing]
America Just Doesn't Want to See Its Teens Screwing
Richard Lawson · 06/09/11 04:11PMOld People Are Running Around Like Horny Teenagers
Adrian Chen · 10/09/10 11:44AMJustin Can't Believe Chris Kirkpatrick Just Walked Up to Take His Order
Richard Lawson · 09/02/10 09:06AM"And None of Them Are Movie Stars! Not A One! It's Just Too Funny."
Richard Lawson · 08/06/10 08:18AMBoyz 'N' the Hood
Brian Moylan · 08/04/10 09:12AM"Ooooh, Me Next, Me Next!"
Richard Lawson · 07/28/10 10:53AM'Crates for Sale! Crates for Sale!' She Would Always Yell, Until One Day He Finally Came Up and Talked to Her
Richard Lawson · 07/23/10 09:16AMKFC Should Sue for Copyright Infringement
Brian Moylan · 07/22/10 05:18PM"Now Watch As I Make This Finger Disappear."
Richard Lawson · 07/21/10 02:00PMAshton Kutcher Informs America That He Is Making Another Film
Richard Lawson · 05/20/10 08:55AM'Friends with Benefits' Will Give You Herpes
Max Read · 04/16/10 12:42AMFrom 'Making The Band' To 'Making The Bed'
Molly Friedman · 06/02/08 07:20PMWhat would happen if Hollywood’s most boy-crazy, sex-obsessed serial dater hooked up with Hollywood’s most lady-loving, satin-sheet-sex-obsessed player of all players? Well, for one thing we’d write about it. For another thing, the couple in question would most likely spend a sample evening locked in a private New York bar’s room, lorded over by a bodyguard just because they were so frisky they needed 20 minutes to themselves...that very second. Something else they might do? At a private concert thrown by Prince at his infamous party palace, they might escape immediately after feeding each other that always seductive aphrodisiac, bread pudding, into the “labyrinthe corridors leading to [Prince’s] basement” and do, well, what these two stars in question apparently do best: the dirty. Join us after the jump to put some faces to these places:
Benefits Destroy Friendships
Joshua Stein · 10/02/07 04:30PMFor almost everyone these days, a post-coital flop on an Ikea couch to watch reruns of Friends in your comfy green Hanes sweatpants alongside your pal in whom you just were is a discomfiting experience. Sure, there might be a vague feeling of reassurance, and probably the sex was fine— but you know it's just gonna get weird between you two. And you are scientifically correct! Odds on you, genius! According to a new study, written about in the Times today, Friends With Benefits relationships often end both the affair and the friendship. So next time you're drunk and horny and alone—sometime in the next 90 minutes, we're thinking—don't dive for your best friend. You should be having sex with your enemies.