More tales of drunken dining: "I once got a blowjob in the McDonald's on the LES." Charmed! Not quite a Burger King bathroom, but not bad nonetheless. [Sexbot]

We asked for your stories of drunken dining and you obliged: "I dated a girl that could cry on command, and we used to go out to really nice places and stage fake fights when we were wasted. I would yell and scream and shes scream and cry and then cinematically run out in tears. I'd chase after her and then we'd just meet up outside and laugh about how stupid it all was." [X on the MTA]