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Cops "Fearing for Their Lives" Arrest Man Pointing Deadly Banana
Hudson Hongo · 11/27/14 10:10AMWhy No Fried Fruit?
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/14 03:36PMHamilton Nolan · 06/06/14 02:39PM
"Miracle Fruit," America's Oldest New Food Trend
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/14 11:10AMWhat Healthy Food Is the Tastiest?
Hamilton Nolan · 04/04/14 01:35PMNew Jersey Man Crushed by 1500 Pounds of Pineapples
Taylor Berman · 05/22/13 10:06PMThe New Girl Scout Cookie Tastes Like BULLSHIT
Caity Weaver · 01/11/13 07:02PMFruits, Ranked
Hamilton Nolan · 12/10/12 02:10PMWhy No Orange Pie?
Hamilton Nolan · 11/21/12 10:00AMThis Fruit Is The Shiniest Living Thing In The Whole World
Caity Weaver · 09/11/12 06:26PMDo you see these beautiful berries? These berries are the shiniest living things in the whole entire world. They are shinier than a blue morpho butterfly's wings. They are shinier than a scarab beetle's carapace. They are more sparkling than a child's sunny aura and more brilliant than all the secrets of the sea.
Grocery Store Produce Sections: Now Just For Looks
Hamilton Nolan · 10/20/11 12:08PMDeath-Melon Death Toll Reaches 18
Lauri Apple · 10/05/11 04:35AMCantaloupe Is Deadly
Brian Moylan · 09/28/11 03:28PMThe Banana Apocalypse Is Coming
Brian Moylan · 07/22/11 02:44PMMan Fends Off Armed Assailants With an Apple
Maureen O'Connor · 04/28/11 12:49PMAfter being stabbed in the side with a butcher knife, a 58-year-old parking garage attendant in the Bronx fended off two armed attackers with an apple. The surveillance video shows two younger men threatening the attendant, who happened to be holding an apple at the time. (By color, I would guess it is a Gala. Jonagold, Fuji, and Honeycrisp are also possibilities.) As the knife-wielding assailant lunges at our frugivorous hero, he flings his snack at his attacker, then shoves the thug out the door.
Thanks for Nothing, America: Harry & David Is Bankrupt
Hamilton Nolan · 03/28/11 08:30AMThis Little Girl Is Not a Fan of Grapefruit Juice
Matt Cherette · 01/12/11 02:53PMThis video is cute—well, it's cute in a "Did that little girl just get possessed by Satan?" way. Anyway! This is Penny. Because Penny's parents are horrible, they decided to feed her grapefruit juice and film the results.
Cats Are Cuter with Oranges Stacked on Top of Them
Matt Cherette · 01/10/11 04:33PMHere's a 30-second video of three really, really, REALLY cute kitty cats sitting still for their owner. Oh, also: the aforementioned owner spends the 30 seconds stacking oranges on top of the cat's cute little paws. BAWWWWW, amirite? Watch inside.