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George R.R. Martin: Fuck You If You Think I Won't Finish the Series

Jay Hathaway · 07/09/14 08:30AM

George R.R. Martin, the 65-year-old author of A Song of Ice and Fire, isn't exactly the fastest writer, much to the chagrin of fans who've gotten used to waiting years for their next fix. And then there's the nightmare scenario: What if GRRM dies before he completes the seventh book?

Fuck Boston

Hamilton Nolan · 10/31/13 12:34PM

Last night, for the first time in 95 years, the Boston Red Sox won the World Series at home in Fenway Park. Fuck the city of Boston, in general.

Tom Scocca · 09/19/13 01:03PM

Here, from the Energy and Commerce Committee of the United States House of Representatives, is a roundup of generic reaction gifs presented for the sake of convincing you and your fellow citizens that the proposed Keystone XL oil pipeline is sound public policy.

Taco Bell Employee Quits in Best Way Possible

Max Read · 07/16/11 08:57AM

Is there anything more gratifying than quitting a crappy job in dramatic, bridge-incinerating fashion? I don't think there is! But maybe we could ask Adam, former Taco Bell shift manager, since he seems to have some experience in that department. Adam submitted his sign-based resignation ("I QUIT - ADAM/FUCK YOU :)") on Thursday night; apparently he was upset that he was denied time off on July 4, despite having worked 22 days in a row. [WIVB via Fark]

The Christian 'Fuck You' Remix: 'Bless You'

Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/11 09:55AM

The New York Times trips and stumbles all over itself today in an entire article about songs with the work "Fuck" which does not contain the word "Fuck." Your prayer is answered, NYT: "Bless You," the Christian remix of Cee-Lo's blasphemous hit. Completely soothing to the easily-offended sensibilities of New York Times editors! (Except for that keyboard player.)

Rihanna to Smiling Children: F— You

Maureen O'Connor · 11/15/10 12:08PM

The written word is not Rihanna's friend. Here, she poses with children while wearing a necklace that says "Fuck You." Don't you hate it when adorable children interfere with your badass 'tude?

It's Cee-Lo Green Day

Chris Dignes · 11/09/10 10:30AM

Do yourself a favor and lay your pretty paws on Cee-Lo Green's newest album, The Lady Killer, out today. Words used to describe it will probably include soul, funky, pop, doo-wop or R&B—and always "great record."

Cee-Lo Green Releases Official Music Video For "F*ck You"

Whitney Jefferson · 09/01/10 11:22AM

What, you thought the animated typography video released alongside the hit new single was a real music video? The official music video for Cee-Lo's "F*ck You" features the singer's life as a bitter male that's unlucky in love. Video inside!

Cee-Lo Green's "F*ck You" Should Have Been the Song of the Summer

Matt Cherette · 08/20/10 06:54PM

The Internet's been buzzing all day about "Fuck You," a new track from Cee-Lo Green. The only negative here is that it didn't come out in time to be dubbed "Song of the Summer," because it's criminally catchy. Listen inside.

In His Own Words, Sam Zell Is Kind Of An Asshole

Rebecca · 02/29/08 09:50AM

Sam Zell is the charismatic CEO of the Tribune Company. Charismatic in a way only journalists would appreciate, which means he's always cursing about something. It's amazing how a quick "fuck you" has kept his staff charmed. But after yesterday's Newsday cuts, Sam Zell's "Fuck Yous" are more than straight talk—he's really going to fuck his employees.

Sam Zell: Asshole On Purpose

Hamilton Nolan · 02/20/08 01:39PM

So the ombudsman at the Chicago Tribune, in his role as Mr. Serious And Humorless, told gnomish, cussing old man/ billionaire Tribune owner Sam Zell that Zell's "profanity-laced remarks"—that would be "fuck you"— were causing some concern among staffers. Particularly the chicks! So Zell was like, I'll tell you what, ombudsman Timothy J. McNulty: Fuck you too, pansy! Get back to work! We're paraphrasing, of course. But that's the message!