As of this fall, full-body scanners at New York airports won't showcase your genitals for TSA agents in a back room somewhere, but instead they'll simply say "OK," or show a "generic outline" if your junk is suspicious.

In addition to rolling out full-body nudie scanners in airports across the country, the TSA is now giving travelers the option of an "enhanced" pat-down. With the TSA's record of responsible behavior, what could ever go wrong?