Alabama Politician Claims God Told Him to Outlaw Saggy Pants
Hudson Hongo · 09/14/15 06:30PMRising inequality. Irreversible climate change. A possible third Grown Ups movie. These are just a few of the challenges facing America in the 21st Century. Luckily, our country is protected by our almighty creator who (when he isn’t smiting eponymous fast food chains) is apparently telling our legislators to address pressing issues like publicly exposed boxer shorts.