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Taco Locks and Other Delights From the Internet's Weirdest Etsy Store
Adrian Chen · 07/02/12 02:30PMSo many bizarre things are for sale on the online arts-and-crafts fair Etsy that spotting them has become a business in its own right. Most of these are accidental monstrosities, but artist Brad Troemel is selling a line of purposely demented pieces, in what we feel comfortable labeling the weirdest Etsy store ever.
Pêt-à-Porter: Cats And Dogs Dressing Together
Dustin Fenstermacher · 04/24/12 09:00PMThe Faith & Freedom Conference in Photos
Bucky Turco · 04/03/12 08:00AMA Ringside View of the Ultimate Combat League
Anil Melwani · 02/13/12 03:34PMBoobs and Tubes at the Wing Bowl (NSFW)
Bucky Turco · 02/06/12 12:03PMA Dreary Look Back at Jon Huntsman's Failed Presidential Campaign
Jim Newell · 01/16/12 12:23PMIt's a tearful day in the world of cosmopolitan magazines and television studios, as the infamously sane Republican presidential candidate Jon Huntsman has dropped out of the race, due to a near-total void of interest in his campaign among Republican primary voters. How did this relatively competent-seeming person lose his support so dramatically? Well, he didn't; he never had any support. So let's remember his anemic campaign with a gallery of some funny photos and ludicrous screen shots.
A Complete People's History of the Iowa Presidential Campaign Season
Jim Newell · 01/03/12 02:13PMToday is that great quadrennial celebration in American democracy: The eve of the day that our political system can completely stop caring about Iowa for another few years, aside from delivering the annual Christmas card of billions of dollars in useless farm subsidies. The Iowa caucuses, however, must be dealt with first, as Republican caucus-goers prepare to crown either Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, or Ron Paul as their new Harvest King tonight. How did things go so wrong? Let's go back and relive the crucial moments of this Iowa campaign season, together, by looking at some funny pictures and making dumb jokes.
Kardashian Family Christmas Card: Now With 3-D Butt-Viewing Technology
Maureen O'Connor · 12/19/11 02:35PMHark! Ye harbingers of consumer doom, the Kardashians, have released their 2011 Christmas card. Whereas last year's yuletide feat of airbrushed uncanny put viewers in a trance state, this year's card will make you go, "A-woooo-gah!" while pumping 3-D glasses back and forth in the airspace in front of your face. (Like so.) This year's KardashiKard comes three dimensions, you see. [Image via Kourtney Kardashian]
How to Be Cool at the L.A. County Morgue: A Guide by Lindsay Lohan
Maureen O'Connor · 10/31/11 12:18PMOn her first two days of community service at the L.A. County Morgue, Lindsay Lohan was late, alienated morgue authorities with extravagant food orders, and carried $4,000 worth of designer purses. But her most recent day at the morgue was more successful! Our favorite legally-challenged ingenue is finally getting the hang of it, and is even—dare we say?—popular at the morgue. How does she make it work?
The Michele Bachmann Manicure Index
Maureen O'Connor · 10/25/11 01:15PMIs there is a relationship between Michele Bachmann's fingernails and her political significance? It seems that as Michele's popularity fluctuates, so too do the size and heft of her signature French tips. Come, let us embark on an exhaustive analysis of Michele Bachmann's cuticles, because, why not?
The Erotic Sculpture Garden of Korea: A Virtual Tour
Maureen O'Connor · 10/16/11 09:35AMIs Scott Disick's Dick 'Like an Elephant's Trunk'?
Maureen O'Connor · 09/28/11 02:36PMKardashian cast mate Scott Disick is the biggest dick on television. But is his dick big, too? During an interview with xoJane.com, Kourtney referred to her baby daddy's penis as "like an elephant's trunk." Kim and Khloe immediately jumped in with their own lurid descriptions of their sister's partner's phallus. Just normal sister stuff, you know?
Rick Perry Partied with Reality Stars at Fashion Week
Maureen O'Connor · 09/15/11 09:27PMFar-right presidential candidate Rick Perry dined with self-appointed "godfather of politics" Donald Trump last night. What did they do afterwards? Partied with pageant queens, Kardashians, and Kathie Lee Gifford at the Sheri Hill fashion show in the Trump Tower. Update: Page Six reports that Perry "made a beeline backstage" to hang out with the models, including Kathie Lee's daughter Cassidy.
A Guide to the Kardashian's Plastic Surgeries
Leah Beckmann · 09/10/11 01:00PM While they (and their pr team) have denied plastic surgery rumors time and time again, it seems likely that Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian have each gone under the knife at some point during their fame-journey. We consulted Dr. Anthony Youn, a Board-certified plastic surgeon, for his expert opinion on which procedure(s) each sister has had done. Click ahead for a guide to Kardashian Sister Surgery 101!
New North Korean Leisure Cruise Doesn't Look So Leisurely
Jeff Neumann · 08/31/11 07:30AMThe Mangyongbong, a ferry that was previously used to shuttle passengers between North Korea and Japan, is now North Korea's hot new tourist vessel. Yesterday was the Mangyongbong's maiden voyage as a pleasure craft, embarking on a tour of the country's eastern coastline, and North Korea's official KCNA has the details:
Rupert Murdoch's SUV Gets Chased Off by Photographers
Jeff Neumann · 07/19/11 07:03AMNews Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch arrived a few hours early at the Houses of Parliament to face questioning over his tabloid phone-hacking scandal, but his driver quickly drive off after being mobbed by photographers. In one of the pictures we're not so sure he's even alive. Have a quick look while you gear up for today's main event.
Pictures from the End of the News of the World
Maureen O'Connor · 07/11/11 03:27PMAn American media exec snuck into News of the World's offices shortly before the scandal-plagued magazine printed its final issue. Her friend was considering using the location for filming commercials, so they photographed it extensively. She posted the photos on the Web today, and gave us permission to republish them.
Report: Masked Beings Hold "Strange Marches" Across US, Distribute Black Globes
Studio@Gawker · 07/08/11 11:00AMHow's this for bizarre? Reports have come in from Denver to New York City to L.A. that "strange marches" are being held in public areas, its members silent and wearing white masks with a single teardrop falling from the left "eye." They are carrying signs printed simply with "#miracleday" and "miracleday.com" and are distributing tiny black globes emblazoned with "Miracle Day 07.08.11."
A Guide to Kim Kardashian's Tacky Wedding Registry
Maureen O'Connor · 06/14/11 03:31PM Kim Kardashian and fiance Kris Humphries went shopping for their wedding registry at Gearys yesterday, a store that specializes in severe lampshades and angry-looking napkin rings. Come, let us tour the online registry for their Wedding of the Century. We seem to have a Wedding of the Century every month now, no? [Image via Bauer-Griffin]