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Buzzfeed and Bobby Jindal Try to Out-Whore One Another
Hamilton Nolan · 08/05/15 12:30PMThe media is often granted access to important people. What responsibility—if any—do news outlets have to not be dirty, desperate, pitiful whores in exchange for this access?
Man Falls into Garbage Truck, Survives Inside a Trash Coffin
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/20/15 09:30PMAre You Gonna Eat All That Garbage, Asks the Ant? Gimme Some
Kelly Conaboy · 12/03/14 04:20PMMcDonald's Thinks It's Some Kind of Fancy Restaurant Like Denny's Now
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/14 09:51AMDon't Let Your Dog Piss on the Trash Bags
Hamilton Nolan · 09/26/14 09:26AMJohn Heilemann and Mark Halperin's Show Will Be as Bad as You'd Think
Hamilton Nolan · 09/08/14 10:07AMWhat this nation needs is a pair of overcompensated white male centrists who will bring us more horse race-style political journalism.
Hamilton Nolan · 08/15/14 03:41PM
Bill De Blasio Leaving Mad Garbage on His Curb
Hamilton Nolan · 06/02/14 01:54PMPizza Hut Is Willing to Try Something Wacky: "Higher Quality"
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/14 09:40AMEverywhere to Be a Sonic
Hamilton Nolan · 04/17/14 10:37AMAre All These "Hot Pockets" Fanatics Already Dead?
Ken Layne · 02/19/14 04:20PMShirley Manson Takes BuzzFeed's Alt Grrrl Quiz, Doesn't Get Herself
Cord Jefferson · 02/03/14 12:34PMBoston Red Sox's Cavalcade of Undead Garbage Rock Continues
Tom Scocca · 01/30/14 01:26PMTom Scocca · 10/23/13 11:35AM
Tom Scocca · 09/19/13 01:03PM
Humans Remove 10 Million Pounds of Trash Other Humans Put In Ocean
Ken Layne · 05/15/13 12:24PMThe entire history of the environmental movement can be best explained as "some humans trying to fix or at least slow down what all the other humans are doing." A new report from the Ocean Conservancy says 560,000 people volunteered to pull garbage out of the seas last year, and they got a huge haul of toxic crap!
Tom Scocca · 04/01/13 10:47AM
The Rihanna/Chris Brown Episode of Law & Order: SVU Was Despicable
Rich Juzwiak · 02/28/13 02:15PMThe ripped-from-the-headlines plot of last night's Law & Order: Special Victims Unit was inspired by Chris Brown's 2009 assault of his on-again-off-again girlfriend Rihanna. Disingenuously, the episode opened with a disclaimer: "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event." Perhaps this is the disclaimer for every episode of this godawful show, but it was particularly untrue last night as the show went on to reference Chris Brown's apology video, Chris Brown's bowtie, Chris Brown's dick pic, Chris Brown's duet(s) with Rihanna, Rihanna's request to relax the restraining order she was granted, the leaked picture of Rihanna's battered face, Chris Brown's tattoo that kind of resembles Rihanna's battered face and Chris Brown and Rihanna's voluminous social-media interactions. Look at all of those coincidences and marvel at their hilariously incompetent executions.