Here's a trailer for Happythankyoumoreplease [sic], a Sundance audience favorite from Josh Radnor, better known as your dad on How I Met Your Mother. Will this be his Garden State, y'know TV actor makes dribbly twee indie about quarter-life crises?

Ever seen Garden State? Remember that scene where they're at the mansion and they go swimming in the pool and Zach Braff says some cheesy stuff? That mansion is for sale! We spoke to the Italian countess who owns it.

With all the reality television in the state, the people that used to be punchlines are now stars! Jersey Shore, Jeserylicious, Jersey Couture, Real Housewives of NJ—we can't even keep track of which we're supposed to hate anymore.

In a scene eerily similar to the film Garden State, Zach Braff started to feel alienated from the crowd at LAX. As Braff headed toward the exit, the crowd started to slowly blur into a sea of shapes and figures. Braff said, "It made me feel like I was really alone in the world. You know, that it was just me with the problem and everybody else was fine and normal." It didn't help Braff's demeanor any when he got a phone call and realized that his mobile phone still defaults to an Imogen Heap ringtone.

Did Jon Corzine ditch the aide who survived his near-fatal wreck with him because he was getting "too close" to the "tall and attractive" 25-year-old? Page Six conveys rumors and innuendos that the New Jersey governor's 62-year-old girlfriend was apparently suspicious of the relationship. (And our favorite rumor: that the aide was sitting with Corzine in the back seat during the crash.) Our take: The guy has more money than God, he's the most powerful state executive in the country, and he's dating some broad who's two years older than him? Public service really is a thankless task. [NYP]