A Long Island man was arrested after calling Congressman Gary Ackerman's office 40 times, leaving increasingly deranged messages. "I thought, why the heck is he calling me?" said Ackerman. Hmm. Maybe it's because you're a congressman?

Man, it turns out that if you say "credit default swaps" over and over again it sounds really really funny. Also, everything Gary Ackerman says is kinda funny too.