The story of Gary Faulkner—a construction worker from Colorado who was arrested in Pakistan carrying a sword, hunting Osama bin Laden—was funny for a few days. Now he says bin Laden is hunting him. Please shut up, Gary.

Today at Gawker.TV, a 10-minute Mad Men preview, Miley Cyrus grossly overuses the words "like" and "y'know," highlights from Team CoCO's special, The Tudors series finale, and the mountain man who's ready to hunt down Osama bin Laden.

Today, The View welcomed Gary Brooks Faulkner, who's confident he will hunt down bin Laden successfully. What makes Faulkner sure? They share an "equal camaraderie": they're both on dialysis, and bin Laden's in a cave waiting to be captured.