Tabber Benedict — a Manhattan attorney who nearly killed a bicyclist while drunk driving in the Hamptons in 2011 and then threw a going away party claiming he was going to Europe, when really he was going to jail — was finally disbarred this week.

Not to be outdone by the New York Times' Ubermenschtastic profile of the Brant Brothers, the New York Observer is doing the world one better and introducing us to the world of... the Gatsbabies, three "preening prepsters" whose flamboyance is taking New York by storm, except that it's not taking New York by storm and I already hate them with the power of a thousand 747 engines.