Tina Knowles was midway through a plus-sized fashion show during the last hour of Today when Beyoncé burst onto set and surprised everyone. No one was as surprised as Hoda Kotb, who completely lost her sh*t. Hysterical slow-mo video inside!

First, CNN fired him. Then, Jon Stewart mocked him (video here). Now, Rick Sanchez has another embarrassment to add to the ever-growing list: being the butt of David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 List. Video of "Sanchez Excuses," inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart made a lengthy statement about CNN buffoon Rick Sanchez's comments about him/the Jews, and he didn't disappoint. Inside, video of the segment, during which—among other things—Stewart compared (with video!) Sanchez to The Office's Michael Scott.

Tonight, Bristol Palin did the Foxtrot on DWTS—or she tried to, at least. It was weird. Partner Mark Ballas played a homeless man who Palin rejected... and then danced with. Inside, video of the routine and judges' comments/scores.

Tonight, in a stark white room, dressed in red and flanked by gold jewelry—and two dozen ballerinas—Kanye West gave two of the most memorable performances in SNL's last few years (at least) with "Power" and "Runaway." Watch inside.

Bill Maher vowed to release a clip of Christine O'Donnell on Politically Incorrect every week until she appears on Real Time. Tonight's revelation: O'Donnell was more than a witch—she dabbled in Buddhism and Hare Krishna, too! Video inside.

Just when you thought you couldn't genuinely like Tina Fey any more, she went ahead spent her Thursday evening drinking wine alongside Bravo's Andy Cohen. The show notoriously gets their guests filled with alcohol and Tina was in rare form.

On tonight's Factor, Bill O'Reilly and Bill Maher had quite the discussion about religion. You see, O'Reilly is Catholic, and Maher is atheist. What's more, Maher thinks any religious person is an idiot. What could possibly go wrong here? Video inside.

Last night, Jon Stewart turned on Barack Obama. Tonight, Stewart continued to poke fun at the President—specifically, at his backyard barbecue Q&A and boring speech to students. There was one thing that made Stewart happy, however! Video inside.

Tonight—on the same day that President Obama endorsed his rally—Jon Stewart came out swinging with his strongest anti-Obama Daily Show segment to date. Inside, video of the unexpected segment, during which Stewart basically called Obama a dishonest idealist.

Tonight, Jon Stewart visited David Letterman on the Late Show, and the two had quite the hilarious discussion about Oprah Winfrey. During the chat, Letterman revealed that Winfrey "hated" him "long before" the Academy Awards incident—and then explained why.

Last night, we asked whether or not the Dancing with the Stars audience booed for Sarah Palin (watch here). Today, we heard that the show would issue a clarification. Well, we just got it—clarification-providing raw footage, inside!

Tonight, Jon Stewart tackled the subject of Stephen Colbert's recent congressional testimony. In the process, Stewart ripped Congress itself, Fox News (and its anchorbot, Megyn Kelly), "arrogant douche" Tucker Carlson, and more, before showing just how useless Congress has been.

Sarah Palin is in tonight's DWTS audience to support her daughter, Bristol (watch Bristol's grody routine from last week here). Tom Bergeron interviewed Palin a bit ago, and—just beforehand—the audience booed. Loudly! What gives? The video, inside.

In the background of a live newsroom shot, this worker bee looks right at the camera... and decides to pick her nose. As if that wasn't bad enough, she then decides to eat the booger! Watch the embarrassing video inside.

SNL returned tonight for its 36th season, and Amy Poehler hosted the premiere. One of the episode's highlights was Poehler's monologue, during which a plethora of guest stars—including Justin Timberlake and TIna Fey—showed up for a dream sequence.

Here's a Friday afternoon snack: just-unearthed footage of Christine O'Donnell from a 2003 Scarborough Country panel discussion, during which O'Donnell claimed to have "remain[ed] chaste" and also said it was possible to stop all of America from having sex.

Tonight, Jon Stewart aired a segment about the "Pledge to America" announcement that Republican lawmakers made today, during which they supposedly unveiled new ideas they had for America. By cutting that footage with archived video, however, Stewart called their bluff.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a segment about yesterday's Senate failure to bring to the floor a vote that would have repealed the archaic, discriminatory "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Stewart asked: are we run by assholes? Indeed! Video inside.

It's here! It's here! Released just a few minutes ago, here's the official trailer for the first installment of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, set to be released on November 19. AHHHHHH! Get your fanboy or fangirl on, inside.