genitalia
Obsessed Plastic Surgery Twins Are Masters of Penis Enlargement
Maureen O'Connor · 05/15/12 02:16PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/17mqagwxh0ph6jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Meet Maurizio and Roberto Viel. They are twin brothers who co-own a plastic surgery practice and have performed multiple procedures on one another to increase their resemblance. (Maurizio gave Roberto a nose job; Roberto plumped Maurizio's face.) One surgery they have not performed on each other, however, is their practice's specialty: Penis enlargement.
Everybody on C-SPAN Is Talking About Mitt Romney's Huge Penis
John Cook · 01/12/12 05:10PMYesterday we brought you a C-SPAN prank caller who asked New Hampshire Republican Party Chairman Wayne MacDonald whether Mitt Romney had a large penis (he does). Turns out it was not an isolated incident. Here is a compilation, via Mediaite, of C-SPAN callers—actually one caller, it sounds like—working in references to Mitt Romney's penis over the air. The last one is positively brilliant. Mitt Romney has a huge penis.
Sexy Mutants Have Penises in Eyes and Nose, Vagina 'Above Waist,' Says Magazine
Maureen O'Connor · 11/30/11 12:20PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1dlg030q1mjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
No longer content to obsess about the genital structures between your legs, Cosmopolitan magazine has now uncovered an "above-the-waist G-spot" in females, an "eye erection" capacity in males, and a secret penis in the tip of a man's nose. Is this a fetish or something? An evolution of acrotomophilia, perhaps?
Is Scott Disick's Dick 'Like an Elephant's Trunk'?
Maureen O'Connor · 09/28/11 02:36PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1jhnrqtappjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Kardashian cast mate Scott Disick is the biggest dick on television. But is his dick big, too? During an interview with xoJane.com, Kourtney referred to her baby daddy's penis as "like an elephant's trunk." Kim and Khloe immediately jumped in with their own lurid descriptions of their sister's partner's phallus. Just normal sister stuff, you know?
Iceland's Penis Museum Gets Old Man's Pickled Peen
Jeff Neumann · 04/12/11 07:33AMDoes Your Vagina Need a Day at the Spa?
Maureen O'Connor · 12/20/10 12:17PMPenis and Ass Enhancing Underwear to Hit British Store Shelves Next Week
Jeff Neumann · 10/09/10 12:13PMJon Hamm's Salami: A Photographic Investigation
Maureen O'Connor · 10/08/10 02:25PMWho Stole King Tut's Penis? And Why?
Max Read · 06/29/10 08:12PMThe Household Plastics That Might Ruin Your Kid's Testicles
Jeff Neumann · 05/24/10 06:25AMFinally, a Way in Which the Print 'Times' Is Superior to the Web Version
Jesse · 06/29/06 03:05PMBar Nuts, the West 19th Version
Jesse · 05/25/06 09:44AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/Image_Not_Found_1x_qjofp8/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.png)
We realized we'd heard of this product before, the new Philips Bodygroom razor. But we'd never given it much before last night, when we found ourselves standing at a urinal and staring at this ad, which — and apologies for the crappy cameraphone pic — depicts two strategically positioned kiwis, one with its fuzz intact and the other freshly shorn, above the tagline, "Now you can shave wherever you want." We were more than a little bit repulsed. Naturally we were at a bar in Chelsea.