Stephen will testify before Congress tomorrow on behalf of the United Farm Workers Association, but today he discussed his other D.C. initiative with poor George Stephanopoulos: his March to Keep Fear Alive. Colbert brought his "A" game to GMA.

Bill O'Reilly was on Good Morning America this morning to promote his new book, Pinheads and Patriots, talk tea-party politics, class warfare, and admire Stephanopolous' well-rested face. Awkward.

George Stephanopoulos interviewed Ghost Writer's Ewan McGregor on Good Morning America today. After playing a clip from the movie, McGregor joked that political memoirs, on a scale of boring from 1-10, would be a 10. Stephanopoulos—sadly—disagrees.

Today at Gawker.TV, the wife of George Stephanopolous sings him a sexy happy birthday, an Always Sunny friend shows up on Lost, Newt Gingrich lies, the un-aired Teen Mom footage, and Brian Kilmeade wants to get freaky with mannequins.

Actress Alexandra Wentworth, wife of George Stephanopolous, decided don a Diane Sawyer wig and leopard-print dress so she could surprise George on the set of GMA. She literally crawled on the desk like a sexed-up panther, and George loved it.

American corporations that keep profits earned overseas can indefinitely keep that money out of the country in order to avoid paying American taxes. Former HP CEO and current John McCain campaign spokesperson Carly Fiorina says that gives companies an incentive to develop factories and jobs in markets abroad. Rather than close the loophole, Fiorina says it's better to lower the taxes. But then I have to ask, how will we pay for those wars overseas? I mean, besides slashing the social safety net and borrowing more money from China? The clip above is part of a longer interview with This Week with George Stephanopolous that ran yesterday morning. Her comments on McCain's environmental policy mirrored those made by the candidate at a whistle-stop in Oregon today.