After an awkward introduction to his ongoing live Q&A at Facebook headquarters, former President George W. Bush told CEO Mark Zuckerberg "you're not exactly Jay Leno." Zuckerberg replied that he avoids TV, which is funny since Bush avoids reading.

George W. Bush is paying a visit to Facebook today. Perhaps he's rebranding as the Ashton Kutcher of ex-presidents?

George W. Bush has accomplished quite a feat — he's sold 1.1 million copies of his debut historical novel, Decision Points (135,000 e-books!) since its release on November 9. How 'bout a round of applause for the old cowboy?

Old blue-blood Barbara Bush explained told CNN last night that she didn't hand her miscarried fetus jar to son George, as he wrote. That's not the New England way! Fetus-handling is the maid's duty: "Paula" handed George the jar, duh.

John Yoo, the lawyer who drafted the Bush Justice Department's "torture memos," compares George W. Bush's decision to waterboard suspected terrorists (based on his legal advice) to a driver's decision to go the full speed limit.

Former President George W. Bush appeared on The Tonight Show Thursday night. We've gathered up all of the surprisingly funny jokes he told for your enjoyment (or not.)

Fox & Friends interviewed President George W. Bush today. Let's put it this way: 2,000 years from now if this interview is the only surviving document of Bush's presidency, he will be known as the greatest United States president.

The "It Gets Better" campaign—which encourages gay teens to stick to it and not consider suicide due to bullying/depression—is sweeping the nation. In this new video, a bunch of "former Presidents" give the same message to Barack Obama.

This week on The Soup, Patti Stanger shares more than we want to know about Randy Quaid, George W. and Kanye's egos battle, and we're introduced to a Fashion Show contestant named Calvin who doesn't like to work with people.

He's an idiot, so probably. The Huffington Post's Ryan Grimm has identified several passages in Bush's new book Decision Points that he says are "lifted" from some of his advisers' books.

Here's the latest horror story about Texas' justice system, where the same tale never ceases to shock: A convicted murderer executed in 2000, after being denied a crucial last-minute DNA test by Gov. George W. Bush, may have been innocent.

Tuesday night, Kanye West went on a Twitter rampage following his Today Show interview with Matt Lauer. Apparently, West was upset that Lauer played footage of his infamous VMA interruption during their chat. This morning, that interview aired. Watch inside.

George W. Bush is unsurprisingly denying the report that he'd "have endorsed Obama if they'd asked." A spokesman calls the story "ridiculous and untrue," adding that Bush "proudly" supported McCain. Welcome back to the 24-hour news cycle, George W. Bush.

Kanye West recorded an apology at Today yesterday to air during today's live interview with the former President. George responded with "I'm not a hater," "nobody wants to be called a racist," and repeatedly referring him as "Conway." Apology accepted?

During the 2008 campaign, President George W. Bush told a group of visiting Brits that he "probably" wouldn't vote for McCain, according to Financial Times writer Alex Barker. That's not all: He also said he would've endorsed Obama if asked.

[George W. Bush is shocked that there's stack of books in such close proximity to him while promoting his new book, "Decisions Points," in Dallas today. Image via Getty.]

"Were you that much of a drunk?" And so opens Oprah's much anticipated interview with George W. Bush. Watch as the former president drudges up an anecdote from his ole "drunk as a skunk" days.

Tonight, NBC aired Decision Points, its interview of former President George W. Bush by Matt Lauer. When the topic of Hurricane Katrina—specifically, Kanye West's "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" outburst—came up, Bush got angry. Really angry.

What experience made you all pro-life? For beloved former President George W. Bush, it was that time his mama had a miscarriage and showed him the jarred fetus. From then on, Bush knew that he must protect America's fetuses, forever.

Former President George W. Bush's interview with Matt Lauer airs on NBC tomorrow night, but tonight's Nightly News gave us a tech/gossip-focused preview. Apparently, Bush has an iPad—he likes to read gossip on it! Find out what inside.