Yesterday, a proud father named Dan Lieberman tweeted a shot of his newborn twins and birth certificate worksheets suggesting that he named them after Wu-Tang Clan members Ghostface and Raekwon.

"I might have messed around, let the cable man come to my house, fix my cable, but two weeks later he's somewhere on my property in my guest house, screwing my wife...It's more mature; that's what I'll say." [Pitchfork]