Like any good beginning to a Saturday night: uppers and downers. Godless teenagers and homeless people.

Just in time for Easter, Gallup has released poll data going back to 1948 showing an inexorable decline in the number of Americans who practice Christianity.

Foreign Policy, a magazine about foreign policy, is compiling a list of the top 100 public intellectuals. You know, people like Daniel Dennett and Martha Nussbaum and Orhan Pamuk. But they allow write-ins! Flood their inboxes! Make Audrina an intellectual!