Is your child's summer camp a bit too... Kenyan, let's say? Don't worry! There's still space at the weeklong "Tampa Liberty School," a camp designed to help children aged 8-12 learn about important concepts like Freedom and The Gold Standard.

When Armageddon comes and the Antichrist reveals himself — most likely as a cigarette-smoking, cocaine-sniffing, secret Muslim world leader — the only things of value in our Mad Max-like world will be guns, silver and gold.

Almost every night, Fox News host Glenn Beck helps rip off his own viewers by encouraging them to buy gold through a shady business called Goldline. Via The Big Picture, here's a great infographic showing exactly how the scam works.