Google Plus understands you're nervous, baby. That Facebook, he cheated on you, embarrassed you, and keeps promising to change. But you can trust Google Plus. He's different. Really! Dump Facebook and tell all your friends about your new, richer social network.

Google employee Dave Cohen saw Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg on an airplane and buzzed about it. (That's Google for "status update.") Then Zuck "got yelled at to turn off his phone," so Dave turned on his phone to buzz that...

Google's CEO went to Abu Dhabi this week and preached. He sermonized about Google's exceptional virtue — its indifference to profit and supreme trustworthiness. His speech should have been shocking. Except that delusional self-righteousness is now routine at Google.

Google Buzz: Well, that didn't go so well! After the Internet erupted into a storm of "Fuck You Google" over privacy concerns, Google has scaled back some of the features that scared people the most. Will it be enough?

And doesn't it seem like a better version of what Google Wave was supposed to be? This informational video attempts to explain it all. Has anyone had the chance to try it yet?