Despite being in handcuffs and leg irons in the back of an unmarked police car, Jose Rodriguez managed to steal the car—steering with his knees— and escape, for 14 hours. He's been recaptured, but his legend will live on.

Ruh-roh. The St. Petersburg Times—Scientology HQ's hometown paper and perpetual investigative thorn in their side—has unleashed another scathing report on the religion. This time, it's on the lengths they'll go bringing deserters back, including Tom Cruise's wedding chef.