After reportedly seeking an $11 million advance last year, America's snowbilly sweetheart Sarah Palin has signed a book deal with Harper Collins to write her memoirs. And the world sighs.

In a land that time forgot, the New England Patriots defeated the New York Giants to cap the most perfect season in the history of American's Bravest Game, with 19 wins and zero losses. The Boston Globe is trying to live in this world, because it is where their Patriots insta-book was a best seller instead of a pointless waste of energy, so they kept trying to sell it on Amazon despite the onslaught of reality. But they had to take it down because of awful mockery, like in the Amazon comments copied by the Society of News Design and reprinted after the jump.