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The Trouble With Great-Tailed Grackle Birds

Mallory Ortberg · 01/06/13 03:37PM

I think I have made my stance on birds fairly clear. With a few exceptions, birds are not to be trusted; it is not normal to have such soft, vulnerable bodies bookended with slashing beaks and razor-sharp claws. It is as unnatural as an armed marshmallow.