Heartbreaking Facts About TV Characters of the Day: Grizz Chapman needs a kidney transplant. Dr. Oz welcomed his guest with open arms— yet managed to to call him "a big strong moose" and put a damper on our afternoons.

LiLo lied about saving those kids in India, almost as embarrassing as Dina Lohan truly out-leeching herself. Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel are in Palm Beach, separately. Michelle Rodriguez talks vaginas and lesbian sex tapes. Monday gossip, locked and loaded.