grooming
Carefully Groomed Stubble Is a Mark of Low Moral Character
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/14 11:42AMPêt-à-Porter: Cats And Dogs Dressing Together
Dustin Fenstermacher · 04/24/12 09:00PMSecret Video: Newt Gingrich's Creepy Wife Grooming Him Like a Circus Walrus
John Cook · 03/28/12 10:45AMAs John Edwards learned the hard way, the camera is always on. It was certainly on in the bowels of Fox News' dark tower last November as failed presidential candidate Newt Gingrich's icy wife-bot Callista prepared him for an interview with Bill O'Reilly. She brushed him like a horse, sprayed him like Cher, and locked down his hair with dead-eyed precision. Then O'Reilly said he looked like Justin Bieber. Burn.
Soldiers Are Metrosexuals Now
Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/11 10:38AMFollowing the U.S. Army's establishment of a wuss workout program and, more broadly, the year-long erosion of American masculinity, it's little wonder that our nation's fighting forces are now more concerned with eyebrow grooming than with removing the digits of enemy soldiers to bring home as souvenirs. Is America's metrosexual Army going to be able to endure the harsh skin-drying effects of the Middle Eastern climate?
Take the Male Eyebrow Pledge and Save American Masculinity
Hamilton Nolan · 03/10/11 02:39PMSay it with me, men: "I am proud of my eyebrows. There are many like them, but these eyebrows are mine. I pledge not to pay money to somebody in what is basically a salon (no matter what ridiculous name they may give it) to fuck with my eyebrows. If they get really out of control, well, that's what clippers are for."
American Apparel's Complete Guide to Grooming
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/10 01:43PMFlorida Governor Scares Voters With Tale of Hairy-Backed Opponent
Pareene · 03/09/10 12:59PMThe Time Has Come For Women To Buy Lasers
Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/08 08:24AMAfter much delay, the future has arrived. Everybody's buying lasers! And, everybody's hairless! If you guessed that these two things are related, you are probably an astute female consumer of laser hair removal services. But now that the world of science fiction is here, you don't have to sit around cold, impersonal cut-rate salons to have some young whippet blast the hair off your body with concentrated pulses of scalding light; you can do it in the comfort of your own home, with no training or safety at all! We can already anticipate the hilarious domestic violence battles that will end with a laser being drawn. Two consumer-targeted lasers, the Tria ($995) and the Silk'n ($800), are about to be launched [WSJ ($)]. Just one slight drawback: these lasers are sexist and racist!