Ever since management decided to make its restaurants feel less American, the French have been flocking to McDonald's for their ground up bits of cow viscera and labia. [NYS]

If you're the kind of patriotic consumer who demands that your ground up bits of cow viscera and labia are purely American cow viscera and labia, you'll rush over to A&W, whose ground up bits of cow viscera and labia are of 100% U.S. origin, as opposed to McDonald's, which gets its ground up bits of cow viscera and labia from all over the world. [NYP]