Yesterday, Glenn Beck had some choice words for the President. No, not the current president! Glenn Beck has a bone to pick with Woodrow Wilson. Watch your back, Grover Cleveland.

New Jersey is so fucked, its Department of Transportation is considering selling off Turnpike rest-stop naming rights to generate extra cash. But which rest-stop names get cut, and which get kept? We figure it out.

For the love of God can the Obama White House please assign someone to keep a 24-hour watch on vice-president Joe Biden to insure that he doesn't get out without his muzzle on ever again?!