When we last left the 40-year-old British man with a severed penis, he was in a hospital-induced coma while police searched the roadside for his missing organ. This morning, the plot thickened significantly.

According to Bulgarian officials, DNA tests have confirmed that a Bulgarian Roma woman is the mother of the mystery blonde girl found in Greece last week.

International authorities are trying to find the real parents of a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, four-year-old girl who police discovered hiding under a blanket during a drug raid on a Roma gypsy camp near central Greece.

For a country led into ruin by a fuckhappy Oompa Loompa, Italy has its fair share of hangups when it comes to sex. One such instance is currently splashed across that country's headlines, for the way that it led to a Gypsy shanty town being burned to the ground.

After four months undercover at an Irish Traveller camp in the Bedfordshire county of England, British authorities rescued 24 people they believe to be slaves—but only 15 agreed to rescue. The other nine denied being slaves and returned to the camp. What is going on at the Greenacre Caravan Park of Leighton Buzzard?

After the European Union justice commissioner called France's deportations of Roma a "disgrace," France's Europe minister Pierre Lellouche got pissy: "You don't address yourself like that to a great state such as France, which is the mother of human rights."

Looking for a popularity boost, unpopular xenophobic French President Nicolas Sarkozy continued his expulsion of Roma, with another 283 deported from France today. Sarkozy's interior minister said Roma "delinquency" had risen 138 percent last year. Meanwhile, everyone hates Sarkozy.

[French President Nicolas Sarkozy's order to deport Gypsies was put in motion yesterday, with the expulsion of nearly 100 Roma from the country. France paid them about $385 each to "voluntarily leave." Image via AP]

French President Nicolas Sarkozy apparently doesn't like Gypsies.

Rich old people beware: The Post says "a group of Gypsies" are running around New York! Just ask 95-year-old Alan Russell, who met "Suprena" on the street and eventually gave her $350,000 so she could buy property in Florida.

At a town hall in Allentown, Pa.—coverage of which probably made Billy Joel a couple grand in licensing fees today—Barack Obama said consumers are getting "gypped" by insurance companies. Cue the outrage.

Well, this is the best news we've heard from WWD since . . . well, since the item before it, about how Jessica Joffe was picked to star in new Uniqlo ads because they're all about "interesting, creative people not changed by the media." Annnyway, they also report that New York Magazine's cherished Look Book feature is soon going to be transmuted into a collectible coffee-table book that we can all own! But what will differentiate the Look Book Book from, you know, the Look Book?