Tourists and NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton are upset with the growing number of topless, painted women hustling people for money in Times Square, the New York Daily News reports. Other area fixtures agree. “There’s so many boobs,” the Naked Cowboy said. “You don’t look at them anymore.”

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