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Mike Wallace Was an Icon of Television, Not Journalism
John Cook · 04/09/12 01:29PMCBS News' Mike Wallace, who died over the weekend at 93, is being hailed as an icon of broadcast journalism for his foundational role as 60 Minutes' investigative bulldog. This is bullshit. He was a failed soap actor and vaudeville hack named Myron who just wanted to be on television. He was as much a journalist as Ryan Seacrest.
Tom Friedman Travels the World to Find Incredibly Uninteresting Platitudes
Hamilton Nolan · 03/28/12 09:51AMMustachioed soothsaying simpleton Thomas Friedman long ago mastered a formula for justifying business trips all over the world by writing columns about them—columns that, while not genuinely insightful or even pleasant to read, contain a sufficient number of plausible-sounding platitudes to enable your average Xerox Corporation regional manager to sound informed during his morning meeting with underlings and sycophants.
Christina Hendricks Says These Giant Naked Boobs Aren't Hers, But Everything Else Is
Maureen O'Connor · 03/05/12 11:16AMChristina Hendricks' publicist confirmed last night that the Mad Men star had been the victim of a hack, and that some candid cellphone photos of her had made their way to the internet. However, Christina's publicist says the most noteworthy photo from the Hendricks hacked photo cache—a pair of ample, naked breasts—is not of his client. "The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina."
Olivia Munn's Super Dirty Alleged Naked Pics: 'Lick My Tight Asshole and Choke Me'
Maureen O'Connor · 03/05/12 10:53AMBill Keller, Put Out to Pasture, Tilts Endlessly at Windmills
Hamilton Nolan · 02/10/12 01:09PMCranky Old Man Who Really Has No Original or Insightful Ideas About The Internet or Media in General But Thinks He Does Because He Lived in a High-Powered Bubble For Many Years as NYT Editor and Now Nobody Will Tell Him That His Columns Are All Tedious and Pedestrian Bill Keller has written a snide response to all the snide tweets about the snide response to his last snide column about the internet that was itself not particularly new or interesting.
Victim Responds to Latest Anonymous Hack: 'I Am a Supporter of Anonymous'
John Cook · 02/06/12 03:25PMWe've already pointed out that the collateral damage from Anonymous' latest online raid—the release of more than 2 gigs of email and other data from Puckett and Faraj, the law firm that represented the squad leader responsible for the Haditha massacre—included some unlikely targets. Now one of the partners of the firm has announced on his Facebook page that he supports Anonymous' goals, and once even offered to defend Anony-hero Bradley Manning.
Anonymous' Latest Release Includes Private Info About Sexual Assault Victims and Guantanamo Lawyers
John Cook · 02/03/12 04:50PMEarlier today, Anonymous announced what sounded like an awesome caper: The group had compromised the email of a law firm that represented Staff Sergeant Frank Wuterich, the Marine squad leader who got a slap on the wrist for his role in the Haditha massacre. Trouble is, the hack had a lot of collateral victims, including people that Anonymous might normally be aligned with. Like a lawyer for Guantanamo detainees.
Hackers Briefly Make Sen. Chuck Grassley's Twitter Feed Readable
Jim Newell · 01/23/12 04:35PMIowa Sen. Chuck Grassley is an incredulous old coot who likes to tweet unreadable shorthand nonsense, constantly, and then lash out at those who would make fun of him. Whenever the federal government gets around to killing off the dumb Internet once and for all, they should leave Grassley's Twitter page up as a memorial to fun times lost. Here's a useful perspective for considering how unorthodox Grassley's feed is: When hackers broke into it today, their tweets were instantly more professional than the graffiti that one of our most senior Senators usually vomits out from his phone.
David Brooks Loves Secrecy, Hates Journalism
Hamilton Nolan · 01/18/12 03:20PMNew York Times opinion-haver David Brooks is not a "journalist," per se; he's more of an "amiable prick." Still, he is employed by a newspaper, and he writes about news. One would think he might be, at least, in favor of, you know, journalism, or at least the spreading of facts, in the public interest. Not so!
Wolf Blitzer Defends Politicians' Honor in Cute Children's Essay
Jim Newell · 01/11/12 05:15PMMean Old Pat Robertson Won't Share God's Hot Political Gossip
Jim Newell · 01/03/12 05:00PM1988 Iowa caucus runner-up Pat Robertson — that's still funny, isn't it? — is getting disturbingly cocky in his regular secret magical chit-chats with The Almighty these days.
Climategate Hacker Strikes Again
John Cook · 11/23/11 03:16PMNational Review Guy Explains How Sexual Harassment Isn't a 'Real Thing'
Jim Newell · 11/02/11 12:54PMIt didn't take long for many writers who veer towards the "right wing" of the political spectrum to formulate their consensus response to Herman Cain's still-vague history of alleged sexual harassment, and sexual harassment claims in general: Lighten up, sweetheart! But few have had the guts to put it in such brazen terms as crabby old paleocon John Derbyshire, of the National Review. Let us celebrate "Derb" on his momentous day of social commentary.
Tom Friedman Does Not Know What's Happening Here
Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/11 02:29PMThomas Friedman Calls for Sleeve-Rolling
Hamilton Nolan · 09/21/11 11:46AMFrank Bruni Writes the Most Boring Story Ever Told
Hamilton Nolan · 09/01/11 12:45PMFrank Bruni is the new Bill Keller is the new Thomas Friedman! Which is to say, the latest New York Times columnist who can be reliably depended upon to use his priceless media real estate to write utterly vacuous and worn-out tripe about this CRRRAAAZZZYYY modern technology we have in our modern world, these days.
Uh Oh: Thomas Friedman Has a Golf-Themed Column
Jim Newell · 08/24/11 12:57PMIf you, too, specifically seek to read pieces of writing that you know will be depressing if not dangerous, then there's nothing better than a Thomas Friedman column's opening paragraph that runs with either a misleading anecdote or confusing extended metaphor. Today's the latter! Let's take a gander at this sumbitch. It is about golf.
The Thomas Friedman-est Column of the Year
Hamilton Nolan · 08/15/11 10:33AMWhat Is the Point of Thomas Friedman?
Jim Newell · 08/10/11 02:49PMThere is much glee on the ethereal plane high above the Bethesda clouds from which New York Times columnist Tom Friedman writes his column today. We're treated to his latest venture into despondent centrist wet-dream fanfic, in which the Mustache of Understanding imagines a world where political parties don't have bases, but still manage to dig deep, treat each other politely, and deal with false problems in bad ways through their own sheer purity of will.