Harold Ford's recent night out at the Waldorf-Astoria took an apparently unwelcome turn. (Alt. headline: Harold Ford announces his intention to be New York's dog.) [TAP via Wonkette]

What if they canceled Tucker Carlson's MSNBC show on a Sunday evening and no one noticed? [TVNewser]

We have been getting so many emails pointing us to stories about Jimmy Kimmel's recent emergency appendectomy saying "haha" and "karma is a bitch." People, please, how immature! Oh and we especially have to deplore the disgusting thing that P*r*z H*lt*n said about this. You know, about how "no, he didn't have to get his stomach pumped from drinking too much of Clay Aiken's jizz, though that'd be pretty hot. Disgusting but hot." Really, P*r*z. Tut tut.