During a friendly game of pool on Spike TV's Half-Pint Brawlers, Puppet loses his match and therefore, must get shot in the nuts. Why? "Usually we don't bet money, we bet pain." Sure, sounds like a good enough reason...

The civil rights crusaders at Spike are empowering little people worldwide with its newest show. "Half-pint Brawlers" is a reality series about dwarf professional wrestlers, and it will undoubtedly some day be seen as the little person's own Negro League.

Matthew Broderick is coming to television. Orlando Bloom will play a creepy doctor. Anti-gay activist Anita Bryant might get a biopic. Sony Layoffs are here, though not queer. The Trade Roundup: Come, let us round this up.