[A northern plains grey langur (or, Semnopithecus entellus) looks for grapes inside a pumpkin at the Nyiregyhaza Animal Park in Nyiregyhaza, Hungary today. Image via AP]

Tonight's episode was a spooktacular (sorry) jaunt through the corridors of Dunder Mifflin, and every character, save Jim, had a clever outfit. Damn you Jim. We also had some deliciously classic awkwardness with Pam and Danny.

For those who simply can't wait until this Sunday night when AMC debuts its brand-new zombie show—good news! The first five minutes have been released. Warning: viewing this excellent clip will make Sunday seem far, far away.

With only three days left, many folks are panicking because they have yet to choose a costume. Upbeat and informative, this diddy is sure to cure your woes and make you dance around the office.

Seriously, I'm not joking. I don't think I've ever seen a Halloween costume as epic as this one. Watch as a small, cardboard-looking yellow car on a party room floor transforms (hah) to reveal an actual person under/inside of it.

Mark Zuckerberg comes in the night for your most precious digital secrets. So why not borrow from the Facebook CEO's creepy public image and turn Halloween into Night of the Privacy Snatchers? We've got just the costume for it.

Martha Stewart pulled off a Halloween "Petacular" with minimal wardrobe malfunctions. The models included a tiny Pomeranian as a sight-seeing bus, a Burmese Swiss pastry chef, a Pug corrections officer and—randomly—an actual parrot.

Do you enjoy Halloween, destruction, pumpkins—or any combination of the three? Watch a nearly-1,200 pound pumpkin dropped onto a beat-up Pontiac. Views from all angles (plus aerial view) make this gigantic orange explosion awesome to watch!

Lady Gaga's meat dress might be old news, but since Halloween is coming up, the New York Daily News resurrects it for one last stunt.

Today we asked an important question: is your Halloween costume racist? You know, like sexy Indian or sexy geisha or whatever. Everyone agreed that those things were bad, but one brave commenter stepped forward and took a stand for witches.

Some Halloween costumes offend the senses. Some are just plain offensive. Here's a handy guide to 12 racially charged Halloween costumes, whether you can get away with wearing them, and what to do if you accidentally bought a racist one.

In the seventh edition of "Conan Takes Your Questions," the host of Conan told the world what he'll be for Halloween. Let's just say he's a certain red-haired comedian with an upcoming new gig that looks strangely familiar...

Fights over Halloween egg-throwing have killed about one New Yorker per year for the past quarter century.

Today we looked at Halloween sweets that will kill you, or at least make you ugly. Despairing news for all, to be sure. So despairing that it reminded one commenter of a terrible All Hallow's Eve from years ago.

Bette Middler and Martha Stewart inadvertently broke off all the wrong fingers while making creepy blood-red ice hands for a Halloween punch today. Watch the mortified legend react to mistakenly flipping off the entire Martha Show audience inside.

You may be too old for trick-or-treating, but there'll still be ample treats around the office and at the parties you attend this Halloween. Here's the candy to avoid if you want to fit into your costume again next year.

Northwestern University, champion of the stern administration email! Last year, some Northwestern kids had the bright idea of dressing up in blackface for Halloween. This year, the dean's not taking any chances. "Pimps and hos" and "gangsta" parties are unacceptable.

Martha Stewart—and a Halloween-themed "buffet" that costs more than your rent—just visited The Tonight Show to craft with Jay Leno. Stewart showed off her festive contacts, talked about dogs/dating, lovably lectured Leno, and more! The best moments, inside.

You may know Margaret Atwood as a Canadian novelist and poet, author of The Handmaid's Tale and Oryx and Crake. Did you know she also designs superhero costumes? Or, she did this year—for two of her Twitter followers.

In honor of the IFC's upcoming Halloween TV mini-series, DEAD SET, Jersey Shore's Angelina is set up on a blind date... with a zombie. Open sores and all, we say Zombie-dude's definitely an upgrade compared to the typical guido specimen.